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Question : MEN VS. WOMEN PART 2 FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY.....IS IT?!?
Menopause:Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.Men: Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction - he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.The Phone:Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.Women: A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.Richard Gere:Women: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.Men: Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.Madonna:Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.Toys:Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.Cameras:Men: Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes.Women: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.Locker Rooms:Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.Movies:Women: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man.Men: The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.Jewelry:Women: Women look nice when they wear jewelry.Men: A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.Conversation:Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size."Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely.""Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?""Yeah." Pause. And so on.Leg Warmers:Women: Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she's walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants.Men: A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the "Gimme the Ball" number in "A Chorus Line."Friends:Women: Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time.Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or "got any more beer?"Restrooms:Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"IT WAS TOO LONG TO FIT IN ONE QUESTION..IT WAS TOO LONG TO FIT IN ONE QUESTION..
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haha both of these parts are funny....thanks for the laughs!!Star for you!Dani
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Question : Girls! Do you like this ring?
I am buying my girlfriend a ring with her birthstone and my birthstone, I was wondering if you liked this ring? I like it, but i would want a girl's opinion to help me out. Thanks!Here is the link:http://www.amazon.com/Peridot-Ring-Diamonds-White-Gold/dp/B001NOSH66/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=jewel ry&qid=1282192224&sr=1-6
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I think it is beautiful, and it is truley romantic, tell her why you picked it out, she'll love it.
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Question : Unique Girl's Names - Will be Published!?
So I select product names for my company, and we choose girl's names for our jewelry. Problem is, I'm running out of names!So here's what I'm asking: go to the Emitations website (link below) and search for whatever name you have/like/suggest/etc. If no items match, then you have a name that I want to know!Post it here and the best name (or list of names) will get the points for best answer, plus I will name a jewelry item after it. You can even tell me if you prefer a ring, necklace, etc. Could be a great gift for a friend, new mommy, etc, or just a nice way to see your unique name get some representation. I really appreciate the help! Also, we like names from different cultures, parts of the world, religions, etc, so anything goes!link: http://www.emitations.com/?utm_source=jmw1&utm_medium=namesyahooanswers&utm_campaign=ya
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What about:LioraAnoukZillaAriaGretchenOceaneMagalieHermiaHeroRosalieMadelineRapunzelMarlyseLiselotteHanne loreDimitriaEleniFrancineShifra
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Question : My fiance wants a man-gagement ring?
So men, out of these couple of choices, which would you prefer to wear? They arent' the most expensive, because I'm still in college, and need to save money for rent and books. But I still think these look nice.http://www.jewelryvortex.com/fine-jewelry/rings/wedding-bands/titanium/rings-with-stones/ra029. phphttp://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/Mens-Titanium-and-Diamond-Ring/1862347/product.htmlhttp: //www.jewelryvortex.com/fine-jewelry/rings/wedding-bands/titanium/rings-with-stones/rfr20127.phpI think I like the second the best, simply because it's different, but I would really like a guy's opinion, or a girl's opinion who has bought a ring for her man. Thank you!can you give me any idea or a website of a design you would wear?
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I actually like the 1st and 3rd one...I will tell you why...I have seen one very similar to the 2nd one in person and it LOOKS cheap. I really love the 1st one it would look good with a thinner wedding band under it or on his right handhere are some more I foundhttp://www.limogesjewelry.com/custom.asp?productid=11737http://www.limogesjewelry.com/custom.as p?productid=11871ultimitly it has to be something you think he would love
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Question : Is it worth a star?
An older white haired man walked in to a jewelry store late one Saturday afternoon with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out a lovely ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand, I want something very unique," he said. At that, the jeweler went to get his special stock from the safe. "Here's a stunning ring at just $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" asked the jeweler. "I'll pay by check, but of course you will want to make sure everything is in order at the bank, so I'll write the check and you can phone the bank on Monday and I'll pick up the ring on Monday evening." Monday morning a very teed-off jeweler phoned the man. "You old fart, you lied ... there's no money in that account.""I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I just had?"
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haha funny....and i'm a girl i liked it the young girl in the joke was just a Gold Digger...thats why its funny even to a girl
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Question : We're getting married, and each have kids. Is $175 too much to spend on a wedding gift for our children?
My fiancee and I are getting married soon. We each have children from former marriages. I wanted to get something nice for our children, who are 15, 10 and 8. I found these beautiful sterling silver chains with interlocking rings at Tiffany, and thought it would be symbolic and thoughtful to give the gift of a piece of jewelry with a ring motif, to symbolize the union of our two families. We could give it to them just before the ceremony, or just after. My daughter would get the girl's one with the interlocking rings, and the boys would get a heavier chain with just one masculine ring hanging from it. We're spending around $35K for the wedding, not including the honeymoon, but my fiance thinks $175 is too much money to spend for a gift for the children. He also thinks the symbolism is too much. Am I crazy, or is he being a little too careful with the funds?
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I think that your intentions are good, and if you were to tell me that you had three daughters and they were a little older, I would agree with you that it is a beautiful sentiment and they would appreciate and wear your gift often.However, given that two of them are boys, and I'm not sure which ones are 8 and 10, but I cannot envision a boy of any age wearing such a chain. My issue isn't necessarily with the amount of the gift but if the gift itself will even be appreciated. And I think if one of his children ends up taking the gift and losing it (as children often do) your feelings will be hurt as you will take it that they aren't respecting and embracing the union of the two families.Considering the amount you are spending on your wedding (and no one has any right to judge you for that, as the average wedding in the US costs about 28,000 and you are clearly not a couple in your 20's just starting out financially, and I imagine you already have college funds set up for your kids...but I digress) I don't think the amount for each child is too extravagant, but I would look around for something else or consider a family get away as someone else suggested, which would truly allow the two families to bond into one. Even just a fun weekend getaway now that school is out would probably be much appreciated by everyone and help to start building those memories as the new family. Then when you get back, put together a digital picture frame with pictures of all of you together and have that in a central part of your home.Best of luck to you and your family!
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Question : Need girl's advice on jewelry present for my girlfriend's birthday!?
So I'm trying to find some nice jewelry for her for her birthday. I have given her a pretty nice ring about a year ago and she has some nice necklaces so I was thinking bracelet or earings. Bracelets just seem a lot more excited maybe its because im a guy? heh. Anyways check out these sites and link any that stand out. I am hoping to spend no more than 200$ although I don't have a ton of extra money and would rather not go over 150$. Heres Kay, they seem to have a good selection. They all look the same to me though...ahh help.http://www.kay.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/SearchResultsView?No=0&Ne=1&Ntt=bracelet&Ntk=Produ cts&langId=-1&storeId=10101&N=0&catalogId=10001Tiffanys of course. (expensive)http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?sku=GRP01430&cid=96666&mcat=148204&menu=1And then...http://www.tiffany4u.com/home.php?cat=249&sort=orderby&sort_direction=0&page=1If you know any other sites feel free to link from there. Any help is much appreciated! Thankyou.
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check with your local jeweler about starting an 'add a diamond' bracelet. you start out with a 'tennis like bracelet' with one diamond ... each year, or anniversay or special occasion, you can buy your girlfriend a diamond to add to the bracelet. it is also a great gift as family and friends can also purchase a diamond to add to her bracelet. my dad started my mom on one and it has been fun to see her bracelet with one diamond, grow into a fantastic bracelet with lots of diamonds! have fun!
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Question : Can anyone find a loophole in my school's dress code?
I'm in a uniformed school and the dress code is just super lame. they tell us to be unique and different,but we come to school looking like everyone else. help! (i'm a girl)Here it is:5.1.6 GIRLS' UNIFORMWinter: School blazer, green skirt of official school style and material, white long-sleeved shirt and school tie. Green "bobby socks" with a band of school colours round the tops OR brown tights (obtainable from the school) and BROWN lace up shoes, low heeled. Hair accessories must be bottle green. A bottle green pull over, V necked and with a band of the school colours round the neck, may be worn with the blazer.Summer: Skirt as for the winter uniform, white open necked shirt with short sleeves and with the school badge on the pocket. Plain, white ankle length socks, which must be folded over (not rolled over) and BROWN lace up shoes. Blazers or jerseys may be worn when necessary during the summer term.5.1.7 OTHER ITEMS TRACKSUITSRegulation tracksuits are a compulsory part of the sports uniform. After sport, the full tracksuit or school uniform must be worn to return home. Tracksuits are not to be worn during academic school hours unless instructed to do so for Life Orientation. Proper sports shoes are to be worn and only a plain white or bottle green T-shirt may be worn under the tracksuit top. SCARVESOnly regulation scarves are permitted with the school uniform. BEENIESThe official school beenie may only be worn to and from school during winter when it is very cold. Beenies may not be worn at school. BADGESThe only permitted lapel badges are those concerned with the School and its activities. KIT-BAGSThe VPHS kitbag is permitted for carrying sports kit only - not books. Only the regulation kitbag may be used for school sports. SUITCASESBooks must be carried only in suitcases, briefcases or reinforced rucksacks. A standard VPHS satchel is recommended which is obtainable from the VP School Shop. Only the pupil’s name may be written on the outside. Bags must be plain in colour. Bottle green, black and navy bags are acceptable. Graffiti on school bags is not permitted. PERSONAL BELONGINGSPupils are responsible for all their belongings. The school is not responsible or liable for any loss or damage to pupils’ property. Valuables may be handed in for safe keeping. Items such as radios, walkmen, etc., are not to be brought to school. Cell phones are brought to School at own risk and must not be visible or used on the school premises from 07:50 – 14:10. Cell phones must be switched off during the school day from 07:50 – 14:10. SPORTS UNIFORMS for PRACTICES and MATCHESThe uniform requirements for each sport are laid down by the sport concerned.5.2 GENERAL APPEARANCE5.2.1 HAIRStyles for both boys and girls will be such that they do not attract undue attention and are confined to the following:5.2.1.1 BOYS’ HAIR* Hair must be tidy and worn REASONABLY short.* Hair MAY NOT hang over the collar, eyes or ears and it may not be undercut or have a step cut in it.* Side-burns must not extend beyond the middle of the ears.* Gel, applied conservatively, is permitted. The overuse ofgel and the use of gel to create weird styles is not permitted.* Mullets are not permitted in any form.5.2.1.2 GIRLS’ HAIR* Long hair is to be tied back, plaited or clipped up (with unobtrusive clips) and may not hang over the eyes. Only bottle green ribbons, clips or “scrunchies” are allowed.* Hair must be tidy and worn REASONABLY short - the minimum close cropped cut allowed is a No. 3.* Gel, applied conservatively, is permitted. The overuse ofgel and the use of gel to create weird styles is not permitted.* Dreadlocks are not permitted.5.2.2 OTHER MATTERS of APPEARANCE JEWELLERYThe wearing of jewellery e.g. studs, bristles, earrings, chains, rings or bracelets, made of any material, is not allowed. MEDIC-ALERT BRACELETSThese should be worn by those who need to. NAILS and MAKE-UPNails must be kept short, clean and neat. No make-up or nail varnish may be worn. The school will require make-up or nail varnish to be removed. SHAVINGBoys are to be clean-shaven.Boys who arrive at school unshaven will shave at break. The cost will be R10-00. The parents of repeat offenders will be contacted and the matter discussed. TATTOOSTattoos in any form are NOT to be visible when school uniform or sports uniform is worn.
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It sounds like your best option is to find interesting brown shoes and/or dye your hair. Cowboy boots, for instance, are brown, lace-up, and with low heels. There are many options for decorative and experimental shoes which fall into this category, and "brown" is a very vague description, too, as you could go anywhere from oxblood to beige. Play around with that.It says that hair must be cut "reasonably short" but that gel is not an option. However, short, interesting hairstyles can be created without the use of gel. I recommend something assymetrical, shave up one side and leave the other chin-length, or something. Experiment with this, find a style that you like. It doesn't make any real specific demands.These are the only loopholes I see, though. Hair and shoes. Better than nothing! Hope this helps.
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Question : How would you say this paragraph in Spanish?
I like to wear a lot of jewelry. I like to wear gold and silver earrings. I also like to wear necklaces of all different colors. I wear a silver ring sometimes. Jewelry is a girl's best friend! THANKS!
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Me gusta llevar muchas joyas. Me gusta llevar pendientes de oro y de plata. También me gusta llevar collares de diferentes colores. A veces llevo un anillo de plata. ¡Las joyas son las mejores amigas de una chica!
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Question : What color gem should I get for a girl with blue eyes/dark brown hair?
Yeah, so this girl's (who I like and who knows I like her) birthday is coming up and I want to give her earrings/ring/necklace with a gem in it. I want to know what would be the best gem to have on the piece of jewelry so that it'll compliment her pretty, blue eyes.
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Definatelly blue. Blue gems are just plain beautiful and they would show up more when the wearer has blue eyes. And the blue eyes would be more noticeable with the blue crystals/gems/whatever.However, If you aren't going out or anything, isn't it a little.... forward to give her jewelry? It's important to remember her birthday, but is a earrings/ring/necklace set the thing to get her? I'd be impressed, but a little weirded out if a guy that I thought liked me gave me something like that, and also, if you don't end up together... well wouldn't it be awkward?Somebody my mom dated gave her a garnet necklace and when she married somebody else several years down the road she didn't really like wearing the neclace, because she had moved on.Just something to consider.
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